i was bored one night so i made this up. its nothiong great but i must spread it with the world.
In the year 2222 the world will end. Some crazed lunatic with the name Mr. Goggins shall take over our planet with a giant machine looking a lot like the one off the new movie war of the worlds but to make sure it wasn’t copyrighted he added four legs in stead of three. He shall be bald; small and fat like those sad losers who reach 40 while still being a virgin and never got any further with a woman but stared at her hair. He shall be one of those men who wear suits with trousers up their necks and ties so perfect it was measured out in the morning before he got to work. He will have a moustache that is trimmed neatly and perfectly and twitches every time his mouth moves. He shall work in an office doing a boring job writing out bank statements for people who he has never seen before and listening to his boss scream and rant about overdue loans and so on. He shall go home to a fairly big house to see his fat old dog lying by the fire that has certainly been a lot luckier with female dogs in his youth than our poor old Mr. Goggins.
My short story begins on Monday morning when, like most people, Mr. Goggins will go out to work to his office to see his boss’s sectary flirting with his boss and getting a but chubby around the waist. Mr. Goggins dismisses this as too many doughnuts on a night not really paying attention to the sex education book that had been mysteriously placed on his desk that morning.
At this point in time Alex-Chan got bored of writing about Mr. Goggins so to cut the story short he never did take over the world instead he realised he could not count and had put on three legs on his machine instead of four so DreamWorks pictures found out he had copyrighted a Martian machine from war of the worlds and prosecuted him a few thousand pounds and took the machine away. Mr. Goggins then got fired from work because he messed up someone’s bank details and because he couldn’t count and ended up living in downtown LA and drinking ten bottles of vodka a day (although he thought it was one). He then threw himself off a building when he saw someone else destroy the world using the machine he had first built– this machine had five legs instead and was silver not black and the guy driving it destroyed DreamWorks pictures before they could prosecute him anyway. But there was no point in jumping off a building because Mr. Goggins apartment was blasted to bits seconds later 0_o
