Hmm...on your knees.
Beg, BEG for forgiveness! Down on your sorry, godforsaken knees and GROVEL! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Witness the terror of the MUA-PROCEEDED LAUGH! BWAHAHAHA! And its companion, the BWA-PROCEEDED LAUGH! Quake in fear at the pair! Bwahmuahahaha!
I might forgive you then.