The story thread

[xX~Blue_Angel~xX]

Okay, I liked this game on another forum so let's do it here. I don't know if everyone knows how to play it, so here are the instructions.
I'll start it off. What you do is one person writes a sentence and another finishes it, and it makes a story. EX: Person 1: Bob walked down the street...   Person 2: ...to go to the store...   (only maybe more interesting  :nekoneko: )
Okayies


The was an evil government conspiracy to...

[Jen]

... rid the world of lollies/candy/sweets...

(I'm eating jellybeans at the moment. ^^;)

[Diamond]

...but a group of rebels built their own counter-conspiracy, which...

(Yes, I've was reading my list of things evil overlords should never do, and it mentioned the Resistance forces every three lines)

[xX~Blue_Angel~xX]

... wasn't sucessful until...

[Diamond]

...A bunch of girls at take your child to work day were talking to a state patrol officer, who gave them goggles that made them feel drunk, and one girl saw a hockey team mascot and thought she was really drunk, and theother girls laughed and asked the mascot to join their revolution, because...

(Actually, this is based on an actual experience. Except for the revolution part. I love having a mother who works for the Ohio Department of Mental Health XD XD XD XD)