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Main Discussion => Member's Forums => Mini's Kingdom => Topic started by: minimoon on November 12, 2004, 07:34:28 PM
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I am the cat that sits on the wall, if you push me i will fall!
Welcome! Meow!
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Hello ^_^
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I am a hamster that is really small, If you poke me i become a ball
hallo! *hamster noise*!
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*pokes hammie*
hehehe
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O <---- Hammy. *pushes mini, sitting on wall*
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*watches and laughs*
hehehehehe.....................
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Teeheehee ...
*Grabs pool cue and plays billiards with Hammie.*
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Huh?
*stands there blankly*
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oooooooooooooh its a wall hmmm i wonder wot is surrounding *attempts to jump and look over it* nope cant reach oh well *looks up at a hamster ball being hit by a pool cue and a cat falling down and humpty dumpty a few yards down* well this is insanly random
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*Watches MJ hit hamster with pool cue and cat fal of wall and laughs* this is my kinda world *kicks humpy dumpty*
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0_0
*sits on wall anyway*
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*lies at the bottom of the wall twithcing*
X_X
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Fur ball in the side pocket!!
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*hundreds of horses and men run to humpty dumpty* well thats a lot of mess *some of the hoses and men take neil away arresting him for murder and then MJ for hamster harrasment*well i guess we will allhave to go to cort now * drops mars ber rapper is carted of to cort* ohhhh nooooooooo!!!
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*watches everyone get carted off to court on wall*
hehehehehehehe...
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*still sitting at the bottom of the wall twitching*
X_X
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*breaks out of jail* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! *is being chaesed by rabid squirels*
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*Holds onto jail cell bars looking out.*
Meep ...
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*watches everyone in jail and blinks*
i always miss everything >.<
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*sees amy*
Howdy Amy!
Come sit on the wall with me!
I never miss anything from up here...
*sly grin*
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*climbs up wall clothes torn and bleeding* hey how r u 2
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Erm, we're ok...
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What happened to you?
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squirrel attack god that hurt there still after me *squirrel still try to climb the tree* Get away!!! *looks at liz and amy* so you like this wall
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0_o
Well, I did until you brought along rabid squirrels...
*hears police sirens*
-_- what did you do now?
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Methinks it's safer to stay in jail. :P
*Finds newspaper and starts doing crossword puzzle.*
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*Climbs back on the wall and collapses*
"squirrels.......... Him.........."
*points at kuri*
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what did i do i did nothing and don't you point a me cats can't point *pushes minimoon off* HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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0_0
*gets paranoid*
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*lies on the floor twitching. One ear half fallen of and scratches all over*
"help....."
X_X
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*picks up kitty* aww poor u *throws kitty into pond* that'll heal those wounds
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*kitty dorwns*
X_X
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Hmmm ... need a four letter word for sex. Begins with "F" hmmm ....
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*jumps up and catches kitty* Don't worry i got you *puts kitty back on wall* there, thats better...........actually, it isn't *pushes kitty off the wall* hehe :D
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*I laugh* thats funny!! *looks at hamster* what u doing here did i say you could help the kitty *hits hamster with tennis racket* oh no animal crulety 0_0
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*is lying face down on the floor under the wall, covered in cuts, bruises and blood*
"ah........"
*is attacked by rabid squirrels*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
X_X
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* i pick up kitty* enough animal crulety to you *puts kitty on wall*
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*is sitting on the wall, swaying back and worth, staring at the others, with paranoiya in her eyes*
"meow.........."
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*looks at disturbed cat on wall*
....
squirrels, perhaps?
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*gives cat catnip* there u go *pets kitty*
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*looks at the catnip, then at kuri and backs away*
It's all a trap............. it's poison......... isn't it? ........... NO! How stupid am I! Your a suicide bomber! ITS A BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O
*kitty is arested for shouting bomb*
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0_o
Why are you all getting arrested?
Stupid police...
*police dude hears this*
Police Dude: Hey you, Sheep!
....
>_<
*sheep is arrested*
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*laughs AS EVERYONE IS TAKEN AWAY and throws rock at police man*
Police man: hey you *grabbes neil* police brutality*
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ok what just happened then?
i blinked and missed it
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*kicks police off* no-one touches me!!!
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*cat sits next to MJ looking out through the bars, covered in cuts, bruises and bald patches*
"Meow........... at least the squirrels can't get me in here..........."
*looks round to see rabid squirrels*
"me and my big mouth............" T_T
*is attacked*
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*leaning against wall*
What strange people....
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Indeed, life in prison makes a whole lot more sense.
*Looks through newspaper for more crossword puzzles.*
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no NO-ONE TOUCHES ME!! *Turns into a water element*
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*is still confused....*
huh?
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*Is still being attacked by rabid squirrels*
"Please stop them!"
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*attacks squirrels with water and picks up kitty* aww so cute *pets kitty*
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Erm, this is your place Mini-chan, you can stop them easy enough. :P Hmm, lets see 56 down ... a seven letter word for "flatulance source" hmm ...
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to help them escape prison or not......
hmmmmmmmmmmmm............
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oh yeh............
*jumps out of neals arms and grows into giant kitty god*
Im your worst nightmare! MWUAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Looks at the squirrels*
Run rabid squirrels! run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chases them with big cat feet*
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*smiles at kitty god* Yay so CUTE
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cute? -_-
*Stamps on neal*
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*is in prison cell with shaven head woman called Swordfish*
0_0
Hi there...
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*Smashes at people*
MWUAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*every bone broken* a little help
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*look around dumbfound*
huh?
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*neil walk on* y did you hurt neal? *runs away from super kitty*
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*Watches outside through bars of cell window.*
Woah, now the world is full of giant kitties? It's a good thing that I'm not a giant mouse. :P Now, let's see, oh yeah! Back to my crossword puzzles ...
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*Swordfish looks evilly at the Sheep*
So, erm...
*sweatdrop*
How's life in the slammer? ^_^
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*Kitty looks at neil, eyebrow raised*
Im so scared.............
*stamps on him*
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*breaks legs and crawls into jail* help me!!!!!
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*runs down the road*
think im safe...
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*hides in box* plz be kind
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Ohh crud, they're invading my prison ... -__-
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MWUAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.o
I will kill you all! You'll never be unkind to the cat again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Meepers! Table stretching be much evilness! O.o;;
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heh heh sorrienees...........
MWUAHA!
*carries on crushing things*
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But i love kitties!!!!!
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Yes but i dont love neils...........
MWUAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
*crushes neil again*
You left me to drown, fall off a wall and get half eaten by rabid squirrels!
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*is still cowered in corner with woman called Swordfish*
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Is that a knife?
0_0
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*nearly dead* but i helped u once.....
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i didnt hurt the kitty
i swear i didnt v_v
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*pokes kitty* hehe :D it's very kittyish
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OMG R U MAD MAN!!! *watches hamster poke kitty and hides in corner with swordfish and liz*
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*lowers head to hamster level*
O.O
You dare poke me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*picks up hammie and flicks him to eqypt*
...............
MWUAHAHA!
*carries on evil rampage*
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*hides in corner*
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*is in egypt* hallo tar kamel.
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*hides behind liz* please save me!
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*looks confused*
Did hammie just say hello to a building in india in spanish when hes in egypt? o.o
..........
MWUAHAHA!
*carries on evil rampage*
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okies...
*throws Neil to Swordfish*
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im tired.......
*shrinks and falls asleep on sheepy*
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*looks at evil small cat and gets angry mob* BURN IT!!!! *they pull out flaming bottles* KILLL BURRNNNN!!!!
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Meepers! It's the Salem witch hunts out there! O.O;; Being in jail is a goodness thing. ^__^
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*Wakes to find is surrounded by evil mob*
meow? o.o
*After the puppy dog eye routine fails, runs back to wall*
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*is still standing there with angry mob*
......
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WTF?
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WITCH HUNTS???!!!
*runs for the hills very quickly*
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*stands at front of angry mob* come here kitty kitty we just want to keep u warm
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*is hiding in the hills*
safe here....
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*is cornered against the wall, unable to climb up it as it is covered in blood from previous rabid squirrel attacks*
meow.......... T_T
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*Throws Fire at kitty* BURN IT!!!!!! IT IS EVIL!!!!
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*runs back and hugs kitty*
poor kitty cat v_v
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WITCH!!! *gets a half of the mob after may*
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*sigh of relief*
Heh, they didn't go for me...
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damn you neil >.<
*runs for the hills with kitty in arms*
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Aww, mee wants new litty kitty!! T_T *cries*
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*chases amy with kitty up to a cliff with mob* now amy gice us the evil kitty or u both burn!!!!!
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Nooo!! Don't burn the kitty!!!
*Angry mob turns and looks at MJ-chan.*
Erm, uhhh ... ^_^;;;
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Meow.......... T_T
*evil grin*
MWUAHA!
*grows*
CRUSH MOB!
MWUAHA NUFF!
*twitch twitch*
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RUN!!! *digges underground*
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You can not run!
MWUAHA NUFF!
*twitch twitch*
o.O
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*MJ-chan gets picked up like mousie by giant kitty.*
Ooooh, this is not good ... MJ-chan has been stupids again ... v_v
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hello little mj-chan......... Are you my friend?
*Looks innocent in scary "dolly gonna kill ya" sort of way*
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meepies, I think soo ...
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good!
;D
*hugs mj and puts her down*
bye bye
*skips back towards town*
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*Hides under ground* i'm gonna die.... i'm gonna die.... i'm gonna die.... *rocks back and forward*
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*walks up to neil all sweet an innocent*
hi neil....
*she slowly brings out a blood stained dagger from behind her and smiles insanely*
im gonna kil you......
*she dodges all of neils attacks to hit her and moves her dagger closer and closer*
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*places swordfish in front of me then as she gets stabbed runs for the muffin mans house :o*
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*Skips along the main road and turns little again*
dum de dum
*jumps on the wall machine guns the rabid squirrels and falls asleep*
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*a Big THUD can be heard coming towards the wall SAY HELLO TO MONGOL!!! *neil is one the shoulder of mongol* KILL THE EVIL CAT!!!!
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*cat looks up sleepily*
Why wont anyone let me sleep? T_T
*Grows again*
Bring it on mongol!
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*Mongol throws his gumdrop button at Kitty* GO MONGOL!!!
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*kitty looks at it*
huh?
*walks past mongol and goes to find amy-chan*
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*Gets put down on pathway all slobbered in kitty drool.*
Ewww, yuckieess! >.< But it's better than becoming Meow Mix ...
*Goes off in search of a bath house.*
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*the cat jumps into arms*
WTF?
*sees neil coming*
NOT AGAIN!!
*changes back into a molly dolly*
im gonna kill you
*twisted smile*
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*kitty sleeps on the floor behind the molly dolly amy-chan*
-_-zzzzzZZZZZZZZ
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MOVE AWAY AMY!!! *mongol raises it's fist to hit amy*
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*rolls eyes and stands there*
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*rolls in the grass purring*
^_^
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*Relaxes in nice, warm bath after washing off kitty drool.*
Ahh, much better now! Being clean is a goodness thing! ^__^
*Gets out of bath and dries off, then looks at clothes soaked with kitty drool.*
>.<
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purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*looks at neale in a satisfied "hahaha" kind of way*
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*Mongol stomps on amy and cat repeatly* HA HA HA!!!!
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T________________T
*dies*
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O.O;; That was ... remarkably simple ...
Well, time for me to go ... shopping!! ^__^
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*stands up arms out*
brains..............
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O.o
*watches zombie cat and runs away all squished*
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brains.....................
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*Is checking out some of the nice stuff in the department store.*
Hmm, this one seems kind of nice ...
*Zombie walks by.*
O.O;; Acck!!
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brains.........
*walks into department store*
special offer............. eat one brain get another one free...........
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NOT TO BE MISSED OFFER!!!
*goes to find some creamy cheese cheese*
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*pokes zombie kitty* :D YAY :D
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*walks into department store* umm u lot.... u now that ancinet indain berial ground that has supposed to have magical powers well....... *zombies smash at the doors* it does.... *runs into Hardware store*
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*turns on hammie*
brains...............
*walks away*
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*Grabs some non-MJ-chan style clothes and a blonde wig and heads to the dressing rooms.*
There, this oughta fool them zombies!
*Comes back out dressed like Mihoshi from Tenchi Muyo.* :P
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*comes out with a 12 gauge, 92f Bretta, Chainsaw, on back and a spoon in my hand* come on bring it!
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*MJ-chan/Mihoshi walks through sea of zombies undetected.*
Yaayy!! That worked great! Teh blondeness never fails as zombie repellant! ^__^
*Just outside of department store MJ-chan/Mihoshi is teleported up to the Yagami starship.*
Kiyone: "Ugggh! Shopping again Mihoshi?? Don't you know that we have work to do?" >.<
Erm, sorriess ...
Kiyone: "Well don't just stand there, get in uniform already!" >.<
Erm, okies ...
*MJ-chan/Mihoshi wanders off in search of Mihoshi's room.*
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*is still eating creamy cheese cheese*
mmmm...........
*zombie 'walks' past*
WTF??!!
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must have brains.............
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If you wanna know something funny. People in Toronto call oral sex "Brains", so when i read it it's more funny :D
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*MJ-chan/Mihoshi returns to the bridge of the ship dressed a Galaxy Police uniform.*
Hi! I'm back! ^_^
Kiyone: "Huh? I'm back what?"
Uhh ... I'm back here?
Kiyone: >.< "D'oh! Every time that I think it's impossible for you to get any more stupid, you always have to prove me wrong, don't you Mihoshi?! Now you can't even remember that my name is Kiyone??"
Uhhh .... I'm sorry Kiyone ... T_T *cries*
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If you wanna know something funny. People in Toronto call oral sex "Brains", so when i read it it's more funny :D
O.o
*eats more creamy cheese cheese*
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Kiyone: "I haven't been able to take a break in hours because of your goofing off shopping Mihoshi!!"
Ooooh, I'm sorriess Kiyone ... v_v
Kiyone: "Get in your seat and take over! I need coffee!!"
*Kiyone starts to leave the bridge, but stops."
Kiyone: "And Mihoshi ... try not to screw anything up while I'm gone!"
*Kiyone leaves and MJ-chan/Mihoshi takes the captain's chair.*
Oh dear, this doesn't look very promising does it? Maybe I should've taken my chances with the zombies?
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*book flies at cat zombies head and it falls off, making cat dead and de-zombied. Cats ghost leaves the body*
oh dear! o.o
You have freed me and ill never have to eat brains again........... mmmmmmmmmm brains........
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*MJ-chan/Mihoshi looks around at the controls on the ship's bridge.*
Ooooh, I wonder what all of this stuff is for anyways? So many little buttons to press ... hmm, I wonder what this one does ...
*MJ-chan/Mihoshi presses a square yellow button. The ship then fires a large, powerful beam of energy at the Earth's surface. Down below, the energy beam impacts on the area and all of the zombies distintgrate.*
O.O;;
Uh-oh, I don't think that angry Kiyone person is going to be very happy about that. Maybe I should find a good place to hide?
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*stands at the edge of distintgrate corpses*
Much too close. O.O
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*stands there and starts to jump for joy* Neil! ACE ZOMBIE KILLER!!! *does pose* YES!!!
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*Kiyone returns to the bridge to find it empty.*
Kiyone: >.< "Dammit! Where did that idiot go this time? I can't leave her in charge of this ship for five minutes without Mihoshi just taking off! Grrr ..."
*Kiyone goes over to the captain's chair to sit down, but notices MJ-chan/Mihoshi hiding underneath it.*
Kiyone: O.o;; "Erm, just what to you think you're doing under there Mihoshi?"
I'm sorry Kiyone! I didn't mean to do it! It was an accident!"
Kiyone: "Just get out of there!"
*Kiyone grabs MJ-chan/Mihoshi's arm and pulls her out.*
Kiyone: "Now, what was an accident Mihoshi? What did you do this time?"
Erm, well all I did was push this little yellow button and ...
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*looks around blankly*
"what to do now..........."
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*Kiyone's right eye starts twitching.*
Kiyone: "And ... what happened next Mihoshi?"
Erm, well ... this big beam of light came out of the ship and ...
Kiyone: "You ... fired the phasor cannon?" O.o;;
Uhhh, I didn't mean to! I'm sorry Kiyone!
Kiyone: *cough* "Mihoshi ... exactly what ... did you fire the phaser cannon at? Hmm?"
Well, uhh nothing really. It just went down to the planet's surface I think ...
Kiyone: O.O "WHAATT?? YOU FIRED ON THE PLANET EARTH!!"
Waaaaaaahhh! Take it easy Kiyone ...
Kiyone: "YOU FUCKING MORON!! YOU PROBABLY JUST KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE MIHOSHIII!!!"
O.O;;
*Kiyone grabs MJ-chan/Mihoshi and starts to shake her.*
Kiyone: "Do you have any idea what you just did?? Not only will I never get promoted - ever - we'll get put on trial for war crimes and executed!!"
Executed .. Meep! O.O;; Waaaaahh!! I don't wanna die Kiyone!! waaaaaaahhh!! T_T
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*grabs a wok and starts making chow mein*
mmmmmmmm chow mein........
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*Kiyone keeps shaking MJ-chan/Mihoshi and eventually the blonde Mihoshi wig falls off.*
Kiyone: O.O;; "What the f ..? You're not Mihoshi? Who the hell are you?"
Erm, I'm MJ-chan. I suppose that the M could be for Mihoshi?
Kiyone: "GAAAAAAAHHHH!! How could there be another person in the universe even more stupid than Mihoshi?? It's not possible!! It can't be ..."
Well, I only used the Mihoshi disguise to escape from the zombies and I only put on this police uniform because you asked me to ... erm, should I be doing police stuff now?
Kiyone: *Starts crying* T_T
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Now i shall make double cho chip cookies!
*makes cookies*
Cookies for all!
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooo cookies!
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*Kiyone carelessly plops blonde Mihoshi wig back on MJ-chan and teleports her back to earth.*
@_@ Waaughh .. that was really weally weird. Oh dear where am I?
*Looks around.*
Ooooh, I'm back at the mall again! Yaayy!! More shopping!! ^__^
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*munches on cookies*
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Ooooooh, cookiess!!
*MJ-chan/Mihoshi grabs cookies and starts munching.*
Mmmmmm ... yummiess!! ^__^
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heh heh ^_^;;
Your welcome mj erm........... mihoshi......... oh watever!
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Erm .. ?
*Looks down at self.*
O.O;; I'm still wearing this silly police uniform!! Waaaaaaaaaahh!!
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maybe you should go buy some different clothes.........
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*blink*
*blink*
Oh yeah! That's what I came here for, to go shopping! ^_^ How I wound up joining the Galaxy Police I'll never know ...
*scratches head.*
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*Has gone mental and starts to attack mj think m is a zombie*
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Waaaaaaaahh!! O.O;;
What's happening?? AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!! Stop hurting mee!! Waaaaaaaaaaaahhh!! T_T
*MJ-chan/Mihoshi fumbles with GP blaster and starts shooting.*
(http://www.henheart.com/images/tenchimihoshi2_small.jpg)
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*Hair gets burned* nooo! the only bit of me i liked *cries* :'(
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*wanders in*
*sees Neil running past screaming about his hair*
....
Dude, that sounds like something I would say... o.O
Whose burning hair around here anyways? o.O
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*points at evil Mj and attacks Mj with spoon or evil*
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*Evil* MJ? o.o
*runs and hides*
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O.O;;
Evil? Mee?? Noooo! I didn't mean it! I'm all sowwies that I burnt your hair Neil-kun, but you was hurting mee!! *cries* T_T
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*Neil stops* i forgive you mj..... *walks out of mall with spoon and chainsaw humming to himself*
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BATTLE ROYALE!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/minimoon/stuff/tenchiryoko_aeka_shock.gif)
MWUAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Erm, I'm not liking the looks of this. Please stop fighting Aeka and Ryoko ...
*MJ-chan/Mihoshi tries to stop them .... a bad idea ...*
FFZZZZZORRRCH!!
Owies ... X_X
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*looks left looks right and roles into a nearby bush. Pauses and roles back out with a machine gun, katana, shot gun and fully dressed in army uniform. Including face paint*
I WILL WIN!
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*MJ-chan/Mihoshi falls down ... unconscious.*
X_X
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*starts shooting at people with her shot gun and then pulls out her bazuka (spelling? o.o)*
DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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*Wakes up and finds a good place to hide, then peeks out.*
Eeep! Ryoko, vs Aeka, vs Mini-chan, that's the mother of all battles! Maybe I should go and get Washu-san?
*Sneaks off to the lab.*
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*Starts rolling around combat styly*
*rolls into and bush and peeks out. Then rolls to the other side and looks out*
"all clear...."
*jumps out*
"I WILL WIN!"
*starts shooting at people with gun*
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*MJ-chan/Mihoshi goes into the storage unit.*
Hello! Hello?? Miss Washu? Are you here Miss Washu??
Washu: "Waaauuugh!! Not you again! Go away I'm busy computing the odds of bacterial growth in volcanoes!"
B-b-bbut ....
Washu: "I said I'm busy! Go away Mihoshi!"
B-but they'll kill each other! Ryoko and Aeka are fighting again! This time Mini-chan is involved too!!
Washu: *sigh* "My daughter never knows when to quit does she?" v_v
*Washu teleports off to the battle field.*
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mini-chan is running around shooting anything and everything while aeka and ryoko are standing in the middle of it all shotuing and cat fighting
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*Washu shows up in the middle of the battle and grabs Ryoko by the ear.*
Washu: "Listen, that's enough Ryoko!"
Ryoko: "Hey!! Owch that hurts!!" >.<
*Aeka and Mini-chan keep blasting and zapping each other.*
Washu: "Eh? What's up with that? I've never seen Aeka fight with anyone except you Ryoko. Well, the fix is still the same ..."
FZZZZZZZAAPPTT!!
Washu: "See Ryoko, it's Aeka and Mini Water Sprites!!" ^__^
Aeka, Mini-chan: "Gnep! Gnep gnep gnep!!"
*Ryoko sticks tongue out at the water sprites.*