Topic: First Post of 2013

[Maki-chan]

This seems to have become a tradition, so here we are again! The first post of 2013! Happy New Year to all visitors! ^_^

[Flying Hamster]

Happy New Year. \(^_^)/

Haha you're 12 days late. =P

[Maki-chan]

Hammiess!!! Yaaayy!!! *bites Hammie* teeheehee ^_^

Oh wait, I'm ... *counts on fingers* ... 1, 2, 3, .... umm, more than ten days late ... noooooo!

Come back again, mee soo lonliess! T_T

[Flying Hamster]

If i don't come back it's because of Obama

[Maki-chan]

Obama eats hamsters?

Yikes, I wonder if the tabloids know about this?

Do you have pictures?

*giggles*

[Flying Hamster]

the tabloids know but they can not say anything or they will spontaneously cumbust into I phone 5s, the fat ones explode into I Pads. They same goes for my people. We remain silent in our cages for fear of becoming a trendy piece of overpriced crap that gets molested by a strangers greasy fingers. At least if we pretend we don't know whats going on we wont be trendy piece of overpriced crap. 

[Maki-chan]

Ohh, things are starting to make sense now! For all of these years I've been reading how Australian moms have been giving birth to aliens while I was waiting in the checkout line, and now it seems that a few years back the prenatal invasion of Earth had already reached critical mass. The Iphone was the direct product of this, and now the human race is hopelessly enslaved by this black plague of our time!

Methinks that it is already too late Hammies! Hold down your fort, and I will hold mine!

*Maki-chan barricades herself inside Toki-Books bookstore.*

The pure holiness of printed matter will protect me!