Topic: Welcome to Castle Henheart. The home for the perminantly baffled!

[Cirdan]

Infront of you stands the great castle Henheart, its old stone walls moss covered and the dim light from the candles almost burnt out. As you walk up to the door you see a sign above the door reading "Home for the permanantly baffled."  There was a list of people who were residence, the names read. Perminant residence...2. Their names... Cirdan and Washu.  You were now there newest member.

[Cirdan]

A portal opened and out stepped a man with long blonde hair tied back wearing a long leather jacket with large white wings coming out the back of it.

Ah it is so good to be back.

He looks around.

I wonder where Washu has got to?

[Maki-chan]

Down below the main level of Castle Henheart a small moth is seen fluttering in the semi-darkness of a torch lit corridor. Down one set of stairs it flutters, then another, and another. Now deep in the dungeons a faint sound of mirth is heard, but as the moth gets closer, the sound of laugher turns creepy, and then maniacal. Just as the moth enters a large chamber it is swallowed by a bat.

In the middle of the chamber, what appears to be a short girl with a great shock of flaming reddish pink hair and dressed in a lab coat surveys what appears to be a finished work of her effort and continues to laugh insanely

"AH-Hahahahahahahaaaa! Wah-hahahahahahaaa!! Ah-hahahahahaaa! At last!! At last it is completed!!" Ah-hahahahahahahahaaaa!!"

In front of this strange girl is what looks like an operating table and upon it appears to be a corpse covered with a white sheet. As she continues to laugh, the corpse beneath the sheet begins to shift around.

[Cirdan]

There is a strange blue light from the otherside of the door and as it fades Cirdan walks in and looks bilwildered by what he sees.

"Washu have you finished with my toaster yet?"

[Haggis-chan]

Stumbling around the corner, a young woman dressed all in black, other than her pink shoes and her sheep backpack, randomly happened to turn up on the doorstep of the Castle Henheart.

"Ugh, finally, I'm off that damned road! What sort of nutcase colours bricks in yellow, anyway? Le sigh..."

She walked closer, inspecting the sign above the door.

"What is this place, anyway? Hmm... Permanently baffled? And 2 residents... In a giant castle... Sounds great!"

Grabbing the nearest french animated talking candlestick, she opened the door and walked into the empty entrance hall.

"....Hello?"

Silence. She shouted louder.

"Erm, hello?"

More silence.

"I have booze, ya know!"

[Cirdan]

There is the sound of footsteps in the distance getting louder, faster and closer. Suddenly a door burts open and a rather tired looking Cirdan it propped up against the door frame.

"Someone say something about drink?"

[Haggis-chan]

A man with long blond hair, and more noticeably, wings, burst into the corridor in front of the girl.

"Why hello there... How you doin'? And drink? Why yes indeed I did..."

Taking her bag off her back, she pulls out 2 crates of beer, 3 bottles of rose wine, a bag of alcopops, and a number of strangely coloured liquids, some of which were glowing.

"Take your pick!"

She ponders quietly for a moment.

"Haven't I met you somewhere before?"

[Cirdan]

Grabs bottle of strange glowing red stuff.

"Me? Possibly, I am over 5000 years old. Washu! Drinks are up!"

[Maki-chan]

Down in the dungeons Washu continues to laugh maniacally as the corpse on the table begins to move and shift and sit up.

"Ah-hahahahaha!! Wah-hahahahahaaa!! It's ALIVE!! Rise!! Ah-hahahahahahaaa!! Rise my glorious creation!! Rise up and join mee!"

The sheet falls of the "creation" revealing the face of Abe Vigoda. Abe looks around without saying anything. On the back of his head is an odd piece of black plastic and a slot that looks suspiciously like a toaster.

"Ah-hahahahaa!! Now! Now the world shall be mine!!"

Shouts Washu, but Abe ignores her and gets up. Enticed by the yells of booze and alcoholic goodies in the entrance hall, Abe start loping slowly towards the door.

"Wah-ahahahhaaa .... huh?  Hey?? Where ya goin? Get back here!"

Washu hollers after Vigoda-stein, but he just keeps on going ...

[..:: Chibi Plum ::..]

((ZOMG Alex-chan is more baffled now than she was before she read this post @_@))

[Maki-chan]

Up one staircase and then another Abe Vigoda lumbers in search of Alcohol. Washu does her best to try and stop him, but still the scent of booze drowns out the screams of his angry mistress ...

"Accck!! Stop dammit!! Get back to the dungeon and stop pretending that you have the brains of a toaster!!"

*Dramatic pause*

"Oh wait ... you do have the brains of a toaster!"

Washu realizes with a scowl. Yet again she grabs Vigoda-stein by the belt and tries to pull him back. And yet again the obvious charactaristic of "Little Washu" has no effect against the monstrous, hulking Vigoda. And yet again Washu falls on her little tooshie and starts crying.

"Waaaahh! Come on Abe! Please come back! Waaaaahhh!!"

Just then Washu notices that someone is watching her. She appears to be a Japanese schoolteacher that has become baffled and lost in the maze of corridors leading to the dungeons of Castle Henheart. Washu Immediately gets up and goes over to her. On the teacher's blazer is a name tag sticker with the handwritten words "Alex-sensei" written on it. After reading the name tag, Washu introduces herself with a big smile and with no trace to show that less than two minutes ago she was crying hysterically.

"Hi Alex-sensei! How do you do? I am Washu!" ^__^

[Schitzoid]

Tossing her indigo hair, an 'old' woman with the looks and personality of a young lady quiety entered the castle and smiled. She looked own and nticed a nametag and a pen in her hand. Ignoring how unsual his was, she read the little starting note quietly to herself, "Hello. My name is..."
She scrawled "Your face" on the white space and giggled.

She exhibited a kind of grace as she moved around the corridors. Of course, this was purely down to her new shoes, but no one needed to know that. She gave her cyan eyes a moment to adjust and carried on walking around aimlessly.

"Helloooooooo! Is anyone here?"

[..:: Chibi Plum ::..]

"um...i am...uberl...cofused....um...where am i?" Alex asked.

[Cirdan]

From the shadow behind her a man with his long jacket dragging behind him called to her. [simone]

"Miss Legenda, so nice of you to visit."

She turns to see Cirdan standing there leaning against the wall, his wings consealed by his massively long jacket.

[Haggis-chan]

The girl starts getting edgy and impatient, bouncing around like a total lunatic.

"Hmm, this hall's boring... Lets get cosy and have drinking game fun!"

The girl runs into the front room of the castle, dragging drinks and various people along with her, divebombing onto the nearest sofa.

"Muuuuuch better! Come on, grab a seat next to me! Be nice and warm then, honeybunches!"

Looking around, she spots a large, black hole in the middle of the floor.

"Hmm, what's that? Maybe I should go and check it out..."