Topic: Welcome to Castle Henheart. The home for the perminantly baffled!

[Cirdan]

A large roar can be heard from inside the black hole and a sign appears beside it reading.

"DO NOT ENTER!"

In big un-friendly letters.

[Haggis-chan]

"Eeek! Now who's a grumpy gus today?"

The girl bounces back over to the scary man and "Your Face", digging into a bottle of liquid with the words "TOXIC - DO NOT CONSUME." written on.

"Now, who wants to play truth or dare?!?! Yaaaay!"

[Maki-chan]

Just then Abe Vigoda sticks his head up out of the hole. He looks around a bit and grunts a couple of times before reaching out and grabbing the looney alcohol girl around the waist with his huge, menacle like hand. Vigoda-stein picks her up and starts shaking her until the alcohol bottles start to fall out.

"Ooooo ... boooozeeee ..."

Grunts Abe and then he drops loony girl on the sofa. One by one he eats the bottles with a horrible screeching-crunching noise as the glass bottles are ground up in his teeth.

Meanwhile ...

Down in the maze of corridors leading to the dungeons, Washu entertains her new friend.

"Oh, I'm sorry about the tunnels being so confusing Alex-sensei."

Washu aplogized and then explained

"I designed them that way to keep spies from getting into my labora ... erm house down here and stealing all of my secrets. The intent never was to confuse an honest and intelligent person such as yourself Alex-sensei."

Then Washu takes Alex-sensei by the hand and starts to lead her down the corridor.

"Come, let me show you the comforts of my domain down here. You might even be able to help me with this project that's been giving me some difficulty lately."

Washu suggests with a warm smile.

[Schitzoid]

She took a moment to recognise Cirdan and then smiled. She walk towards him, flailing her arms like a manic bird attempting to take flight, " 'allo! How've you been over the years? Seems like an eternity since I saw you last!"
In all entirety, she had no idea who she was waving at, seeing as how she had perfect vision and was wearing glasses for someone practically blind. Yeah, that definately didn't help. She just kind of hoped that her actions would mask the fact that she had no idea who she was talking to.

[Cirdan]

He laughed.

"A couple of years? Try 800 of 'em!"

laughing he hugged her and teleported them both to the comfort of the one of the several hundred sofas to be greated by a manic girl yelling. "Now, who wants to play truth or dare?!?! Yaaaay!" [Liz]

[Froggie chan]

A girl wandered up the road licking a very large white lollipop with red swirls in one hand and a moogle plushie in the other. She was lost, as always.
She noticed the castle before hr and n her maazemnet dropped her lollipop.
"wooooooow...." she said not moving but gawping. After remaining in her frozen position for several more minutes she shook herself and giggled.
"Lets go see whats in there-su!"
She said to her plushie and began running towards the castle.
After stopping to gaze at the green clouds for a few baffling seconds she stopped at the doorway and gazed up.
"gulp"
She held her plushie tighter and knocked on the door, awaiting reception.
"er.. hewwo-su?" she said in a childish voice her eyes wide.

[Cirdan]

A trap dpr opens below the girl who had apporched the castle.  She hurtles down the slide in pitch blackness untill she hits the floor. The room is dark and damp with only a few slow burning embers to light it.  As she looks around she see something move in the darkness, something big, something not human... She's about to scream when!...... The lights go on and Cirdan is standing in a doorway and next to him is a 400ft long dragon curled up sleeping.

"Sorry I thought you were from Readers Digest."

[Froggie chan]

the girl stared and blinked a few times before nodding, her mom was always complaing about readers digest, preachers and salespeople. Then again her mother did moan about a lot of things.
She gripped her moogle plushie tighter and stared at the dragon.
"He's gorgeous!"
She half whispered in shock and disbelief.
"Who are you?" She randomly asked the man staring at him with her big blue eyes.

[Cirdan]

A portal open beneith her and she falls through into the front room on the sofa next to the mad alcy girl as Cirdan appears standing infront of her again.

"I am Cirdan Carnesir, pleased to meet you."

Theres a loud roar as Goliath is seen trying to force his way through the portal only to get stuck.

"Washu he's stuck again!"

[Schitzoid]

Legenda half-smiled at the blurry people around her and took a drink. One would think that it would occour to her to remove the glasses at some point, but no such thoughts had crossed her mind. Instead, she reached out for the sofa and sat down carefully. She took a sip of her drink and scowled, "What is this? It's awful!"

[Haggis-chan]

"Hmm... I'm not actually sure what that drink is, ya know, all I remember is there being fibreglass involved... Well, you win some, you lose some, right?"

The girl hears loud roaring from the background.

"Holy hell! What do you people eat around here?!?"

[Maki-chan]

Washu had just arrived in her dungeon laboratory with Alex-sensei when a load roaring noise was heard from above and soon the room started to shake and bits of dust fell from the ceiling.

"Erm, don't mind that Alex-sensei, they're always partying and causing a ruckus upstairs. They're always disturbing my work down here, so I oughta turn them into water sprites next time that I go up there. Would you like some tea?"

She asked Alex-sensei, but before she could answer a distant voice was heard calling to Washu about something being stuck.

"Oh great, they must really be drunk this time. I think that they let the dragon out."

Washu heaved a big sigh. v_v

"I need to go take care of this before anything worse happens. You can come along if you like Alex-sensei, but I'll tell you that you'd be safer if you stayed here."

[Jamesworth]

*steps out of limo* looks look quite a bunch of wierdos in there..... not my crowd *limo drives off* damn working boy!! i won't hire that chauffeur again!! well i might as well go and join them *reluctant*

[Anselle Burgundy]

A young woman with long-ish burgundy hair slipped out of the forest beside her.

"Bloody Vampires!" Her black, off-the-shoulders top had a rather conspicuous blood stain on the front, but with a snap of her fingers, it was gone. "Three effing attacks in one night...and of course I get called out to fight in all of them..." She continued muttering like this until she walked right into the side of the castle and fell down. "Damn, I need a vacation." She walked around to the front door, read the sign, shrugged, and entered through the open door.
"hey, is anyone home?" the girl shouted. She heard a roaring somewhere off in the distance, and tugged on her green-and-blue belt nervously.

[Maki-chan]

Washu peeked out from behind a potted plant to see the new visitor asking if anyone was at home. Since Washu was at home she decided to jump out and answer.

"Hiya new person!"

She greeted the latest propective addition to the Henheart family with a gleeful smile

"Sure, there's someone here, well I think that I count as someone and I'm here, so I guess that someone is here! Yaayy!"

Washu explained with a smile then continued

"All of the other someones that take up residence here have names and I have one too! Isn't that cooliess? My name is Washu, but please call me Washu-chan, okay? I'm the resident scientific genius here and I'm always glad to meet a new specim ... erm ... I mean friend ... that's it! hehe ... so whom might you be?"

She asked the new visitor.