Hehe, I was speaking online to Rosi last night, and for some reason eventually all our sentences were being typed in capitals and included the word 'damn'. Here's an example:
Rosi: DAMN, I'M GOING TO GET FOOD.
Me: OKAY. HAVE A DAMN GOOD TIME.
Rosi: I'M BACK, DAMMIT.
Me: DAMN, SO YOU ARE.
Rosi: THIS IS SOME DAMN GOOD FOOD.
Me: DAMN RIGHT!
Rosi: MY MSN'S SCREWING UP, DAMN MSN.
Me: DAMN MICROSOFT.
Rosi: DAMN BILL GATES.
Me: DAMN EVERYTHING.
Rosi: DAMN, YEAH!
Me: CONSEQUENCES BE DAMNED.
So I thought we could have a go here since it was so much fun ^_^ It's like the F*ck You game in the beehive but cleaner and you actually have to damn something in your sentence. Oh well, just let me know if it sucks.
(The 'Damn your mother' title came from when we were making our PSE video for school and were graffitting on the wall by my house using chalk [long, long story] but since it was being videoed for school we couldn't write any naughty words. So I wrote 'Damn your mother!' in giant letters instead. Hey, I thought it was funny *shrug*)