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Main Discussion => The Pub => Topic started by: Schitzoid on February 27, 2007, 03:54:38 PM

Title: Hay guyz!
Post by: Schitzoid on February 27, 2007, 03:54:38 PM: You see a giant hoard of elephants coming your way, what do you do?

Quick! Jump to the left is what happens. Of course, there isn't enough time to save the gelatin treats that you have hidden so swiftly in your pouch, but fear not, Mother Greenhog, there will be many more once you enter the promised land. There, we shall find a plethora of delectable craziness, each much fittier than the last. After all, in the end there are no more eggs. Only the chicken can produce the farmer's wife who ate the Muffin Man. Did you know the Muffin Man? He was a nice guy.
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Maki-chan on February 27, 2007, 05:15:20 PM: Wheeeee!! Random coolishness from Simmi-chan ... also known as Schitzoid! Mee too much of an airhead so it takes me too long to figure out what to do when I'm charged by a stampeding herd of hephalumps so I have to turn to my friend Robin-kun the Oompaloompa and ask him what to do but for some reason he's always running away really fast when we're being charged by a stampeding herd of hephalumps so I never get a chance to actually ask him what to do but by that time I'm usually being bounced around amongst the hephalumps which is okay because being an airhead makes me all light and bouncy and hephalumps are really heavy so I just bounce around up on top of them. It's really kinda fun actually. ^_^
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Schitzoid on March 04, 2007, 08:21:41 AM: (http://www.kill-bot.org/macros/cats/iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg)
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Maki-chan on March 06, 2007, 05:28:08 PM: The other day Liz-chan and I hatched a plot to take over the world well it wasn't really a plot because Liz-chan accidentally drank a lot of toilet cleaning stuff which is really poisonous so she died but she was very lonely being dead all by herself so I jumped out of the window and died too so that we wouldn't have to be lonely however we found out pretty quickly that being dead sucks so we decided to find new bodies to live in and if we took over the bodies of a couple of world leaders then we could rule the world but we tried to think of a few that we could try and then thought of how iccky it would be to actually be those people so we changed our minds and decided to go and become anime characters instead which sounded really coolies at first but it took to long to decide which ones and I lost my patience and just took over the nearest body that I could find which Liz-chan told me afterwards belonged to Madonna but by then it was already too late so if anyone is wondering why I now look like this ... well now ya know. Liz-chan is quite happy as an anime character now. ^_^
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Haggis-chan on March 17, 2007, 07:16:15 PM: Woof woof! Woof woof woof woof, bark bark woof, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark. Woof 8)

(Translation: Very happy indeed, as I found a lovely doggy body to reside in!)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/misslw/tadakichi.jpg)
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Schitzoid on March 17, 2007, 10:09:45 PM: I hurted my ribs.

Not really random, but my brain is dead and I felt like sharing.
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Moshman^ on April 11, 2007, 09:24:14 PM: Yippy, skippy, pippy.... poo.
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Maki-chan on April 12, 2007, 03:59:28 PM: *peeks around corner looking for rabid fanboys*

Hmm, doesn't seem to be any here at the moment.

*drops down subway maintenance hatch.*

Now I just need to wait for the next train ...

*screeching noises start to become very loud.*

... okay ... NOW!

*MJdonna jumps in front of train only to have ankles grabbed by about eight pairs of hands. Train whizzes by harmlessly and goes on its way.

Ackk!! Dammit let me go!! >_<
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Cirdan on April 12, 2007, 10:45:32 PM: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! MADONNA!!!

*runs away*
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Moshman^ on April 13, 2007, 05:50:32 AM: *standing there thinking about how pitiful life is, starts laughing into asphyxiation*
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Maki-chan on April 13, 2007, 06:12:18 PM: Quote from: Cirdan on April 12, 2007, 10:45:32 PM
AAAAHHHHHH!!!! MADONNA!!!

*runs away*

Heh ... why did you think that I've been trying to jump in front of trains? But idiot fanboys keep RESCUING MEE!! >_< I've already cried all over Simmies about this and she suggested that I take a walk in Brixton. That didn't work either, but wow! You should've seen the corpses ... O.o;;

I am sooo doomed ... *cries* T_T
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Moshman^ on April 15, 2007, 07:37:01 AM: Have some coffee as a bout of hope.
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Maki-chan on April 16, 2007, 11:49:37 AM: Nah ... coffee makes me all nervous and twitchy ...

O.O;;

*Runs off to Starbucks in hope of inducing seizure.*
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Maki-chan on April 20, 2007, 12:06:12 PM: *Floor of Starbucks is littered with empty cups*

Dammit, my old, dead body was the one that got all twitchy ... this one is immune to the effects of coffee! >_<

But then again ...

... I should have known ...

... that this would fail ... *cries* T_T
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Cirdan on September 04, 2007, 07:57:29 PM: Oh if you want to die thats easy ]-D

*takes out Requiem and starts walking towards you*
Title: Re: Hay guyz!
Post by: Maki-chan on September 12, 2007, 12:03:26 PM: Eh-heh ... this thread is already dead, but I suppose we could kill it again ... :P