Henheart's Universe
Main Discussion => Member's Forums => Mini's Kingdom => Topic started by: minimoon on December 02, 2004, 07:42:30 PM
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Does exactly what it says on the tin!
One day a girl called Autumn walked into a shop called........
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...Mistress Liz-chan's sheep related items and...
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co. It was autumn's second favourite shop. Her favourite being....
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KFC!!! she loved the taste of that chicken!!! ;D she went into the shop for a......
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... heartburn medicine but she had already spent all of her money at KFC. The heartburn started to ...
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burn. She held her hand over the pain and....
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fell to her knees and
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.....started to throw up a live....
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chicken. she gasped in...
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shock that a thing so big could have come out of her mouth. She wondered how it got there as she.....
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... grabbed her chest again in pain as she started to throw up another ...
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chicken. she deiced after buying the medicine that she should sue...
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Her mom for not cooking the chicken properly so she went out of the shop 2 find......
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a random tramp to use as...
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bait for her to lure her...
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... perverted dad out of the house, so that she could ...
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shoot her brother for looking thru her stuff so she said to the tramp......
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..."Dude.... wanna help me? ^_~", to which the tramp responded....
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"Got a fag........... Got a boyfriend?" At this she....
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slapped him round the face and...
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kneed him in the bollocks and shouted....
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YOU UGLY FUCKING TWAT!!!! YOU MAKE ME SICK!! and with that she.....
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stormed off round the corner and went to.....
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... Bob's Gun Shop and bought a .357 Magnum ...
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...which she aimed at the tramp's....
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man boobs. She said...
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ASTLA VIESTA TRAMPY!! (spelling >.<) she...
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FIred the gun and....
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his man boobs exploded. He could afford plastic surgery on his chest but ran out when it came to his....
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... dick. So to get more cash he ...
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ran around the streets moaning about having no money but....
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it didn't really work, as it usually result in him being......
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thrown into the river. Autumn on the other hand was....
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watching the tramp struggling in pain. she said....
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... "life sucks doesn't It? Especially if" ...
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your a tramp" At this she stole his tramp gloves, kicked him in the shins and skipped away to find........
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... the pub. She sat down at the bar and ordered ...
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a vodka martini, shaken not stirred. She saw........
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...an eyeball floating in it. She then...
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turned slightly green and decided she might just stick to a bottle of mineral water. She then noticed........
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Sheepy sitting at the other end of the bar. sheepy was...
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sheep shaped and was....
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drinking a glass of red wine. shocked autumn...
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...started dancing the cancan when suddenly...
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a frog hopped into the bar. By know autumn was...
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as giddy as a child on drugs at christmas, which was.....
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...very amusing to Sheepy, who was already....
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as drunk as she could get. the frog..
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soon join them in their drunken dances and started
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Throwing up green slime as the bartener said....
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"ewwwwwwwwww. Your so cleaning that up" and she went to find a.....
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way out, so she wouldn't have to. That's when......
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she fell over in her drunken state and heard....
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the indain national athem as jijo walks on and says to autumn.......
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"are you going to rehearsals!" At which he,....
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ate his curry and put on a sary or however u spell it and start to dance to a bollywood song as autumn said....
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"riiiiiiiight" and decide shed sober up by........
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... taking a freezing cold shower. So she went into the bathroom ...
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and acidentaly turned the switch to boiling hot she shouted...
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OW!!!!! bloody thing! she turned the switch to cold but...
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then the bath got too cold and she shouted..........
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..... AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!! .... I'm f-f-freeeeezzziingggggggg!!!
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so she turned the hot tap back on and...
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the bath became juuuuuuuuuuuuuust right........
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but the 3 bears walked in and demanded...
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... "Someone's been showering in our bathroom!!"
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They growled at Autumn and she.......
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jumped out of the 2 storey window landing on...
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something soft and round which turned out to be.....
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the sheep again...
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The sheep said "Baaah!"
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"sorry sheepy" said autumn and she....
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... stood Sheepy up and brushed her wool ...
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...with a brilo pad, sheepy said...
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... Baaaaaaahh! That's what Sheepy usually says ...
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whereas autumn said...
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow, as she usually did. But on occasion, Autumn says...
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hisssssssss for no reason. the sheepy...
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saw the chubabcarbra and ran away. Autumn said..........
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chubabcarbra!!!! and got out a flag......
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... pole and used it for cricket batting. Meanwhile ...
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chubracarbra chased liz down the street shouting.......
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foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
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MJ-chan watched in stunned disbelief as ....
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he started nibbling on her ear and........
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... Liz-chan screamed, followed by bludgeoning the chubabcarbra thingy with ...
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bananas. Dee-chan found this upsetting as she was going to eat them for her tea and decided to........
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... go play a few rounds of golf. So she drove up to Scotland ...
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in her new mini convertable. She smiled to see........
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... how sunny it was today. However, as soon as she reached Scotland ...
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The sun disapeared and it started to........
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pour with rain. The loch ness monster in Loch ness was playing cards when dee-chan drove past...
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... so she waved to the monster as she drove past and it waved back ...
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with a big grin on its face. Nessy loved seeing...
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tourists but nessie felt lonely with no
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... one to play with. So she jumped out of Loch Ness and began to follow Dee-chan down the road ...
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towards the golf course. dee chan was....
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... really concentrating on a good 18 holes and didn't notice that Nessie ...
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was walking up behind her. nessie put a *hand* on...
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dees shoulder and said "that isn't how you do it... here." she.....
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... SCREAMED!! AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! and then ran off towards ...
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the hole with the club in her erm flipper. "I will get the ball in!" so she....
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... took the club and whacked the ball into orbit. Dee-chan watched and ...
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began to scream as the ball raced towards her head. "owwies" she said as...
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... the world started to spin just before she went unconscious. Nessie saw what happened and called 911 (Erm it's 999 over there?) ...
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..."HELP!" Nessie started to panic and....
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... a few minutes later an ambulance shows up. After it parks a half dozen guys wearing white coats get out carrying straightjackets ...
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... Nessy looked at them nervously. "Erm, I thought I rang the ambulance..." She looked at them and....
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... they said "Oyy!! The Loch Ness monster!!" Immediately they commenced to putting the straightjackets on each other ...
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She stared at them. "riiiiiiiight." She then.....
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... went to see a good therapist who told her to ...
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imagine a calm river and...
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... jump in and go for a swim ...
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(yeppers) but acciddently pressed 992 so...
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... the coast guard came (does Scotland have coast guard? :P) and tried to ...
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... save nessie before realising it was the loch ness monster and ran away...
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... and just like before, Nessie was left all aloniess. v_v
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so nessy sat and cried. She hated being alone...
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she just wanted a friend. so dee-chan...
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... asked Nessie to come and join her in the golf tournament at ...
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Buckingham Palace all the way in london but there was the slight problem of...
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how to get a big, green monster to london. Dee-chan and nessy thought about this for a moment before deciding that...
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... Washu should do it. But at the time Washu was in Japan ...
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working on something important. So nessie had no way to...
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get to London. then a freak show host was on his way down to...
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... visit his girlfriend and suddenly saw that Nessie needed some help ...
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... so he offered to give nessie a lift to london if...
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he ate his girlfriend. As she had suddenly decided to...
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... but the freak show host freaked out because he had made a mistake and really wanted Nessie to eat his wife instead ...
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because she would kill him if she knew. nessie though...
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ate both of them because she thourght they tasted like...
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chicken ((sorry XD)). Dee-chan stared...
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... at Nessie and wondered who was going to host the freak show tonight. So she went to the TV studio ...
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and they told her that she and nessie will be the new presenters, and that...
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... they would have to start tonight and their main guest of honor would be ...
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... the cookie monster from sesame street as they were doing a children's program special. Other guests were...
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... Puff the Magic Dragon and the Teletubbies. At the mere mention of the guests, D-chan and nessie ....
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screamed with fear and delight! Dee-chan loved children's tv character. But nessie....
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.... was deathly afraid of aliens with TV screens where their bellybuttons should be. So Nessie asked D-chan to ...
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destroy them all! Dee-chan then turned into powerpuff girl dee and...
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... Nessie mutated into a cute little dragonfly that Powerpuff D could ride around on ...
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Dee-chan jumped on nessie's back and....
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.... they buzzed away into the clear blue sky. The End. ^_^
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wow!
cute ending!
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Yup, yup, and left open the possibility for a sequal too! Teeheehee! ^__^
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tee hee hee su!
yep! ^_~
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Okies ... mee starts it ...
A long ways away in Japan, Osaka-chan was smiling as she watched ants crawl around on the windowsill instead of paying attention to Yukari-sensei. Then she heard the buzzing of a dragonfly ...
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Tomo-chan appeared behind osaka-chan here text book raised. "ants!" she screamed so the whole class heard. She then went about squishing them. Osaka-chan.....
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... woke up from her nap at the sound of Tomoyo's voice and looked around. "Huh? Whatup?" she asked ...
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((Tomoyo? o.o))
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... Osaka-chan had fallen asleep while reading the Cardcaptor Sakura manga in class and had mistaken Tomo-chan for Tomoyo-chan. Tomo laughed herself silly, however Yukari-sensei thought otherwise and stood right in front of Osaka-chan's desk glowering down at her, hands on her hips and tapping her shoe on the floor. Osaka-chan just looked up at Yukari-sensei and said "uh oh ..."
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Osaka-chan smiled innocently up at yukari-sensei and tomo-chan sneeked back to her seat...
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... a few minutes later Osaka-chan was standing out in the hallway holding a pail of water. "Oh, how cool the ripples in the water are. Mee likes the wavey shapes." she commented with a smile ...
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Tomo-chan sniggered and commented to yumi that osaka-chan could never beat her time.
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Oh, but the paint of water started to get really heavy for poor Osaka-chan so she started drinking it. "It's the same thing as holding it in a pail, but only it will be in my tummy now." ^_^
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... Tomo-chan had heard a sluping sound from outside. "CHEAT! CHEAT!" She staretd jumping around the classroom with anger. "CHEAAAAAAAAAAAT! I STILL WIN! ME!"....
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Mmmm, that fixed the problem of the water bucket, but Osaka-chan soon found out that she a new problem as she stood very uncomfortably with her legs crossed and squirming. "Oh dear, I forgot about this part, eepiess!" she said to herself.
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Tomo-chan stormed round the class room. Yomi stuck her head out of the class room door and looked at osaka-chan. "We appear to have a problem." Her head was then joined by the heads of Chiyo-chan, Miss sakeiki, kagura and sensei....
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Osaka-chan's face turns green as her whole body screams with bladder pain. "Eeep! This reminds mee ... of our car trips ... to Kagoshima ... when I was little ... oooooh ..." Yukari-sensei starts laughing herself silly, but Sakaki-chan takes Osaka's hand and leads her off to the little girl's room.
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Tomo-chan pushes past everyone at the door, knocking them all to the floor. "CHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!" she shouted after Osaka-chan, pointing a feirce finger at Osaka-chan as she was led off by sakaki-chan
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The sudden shout of Tomo-chan causes Osaka-chan to lose it right as she is about to open the door to the little girl's room. *sigh* "Just like the trips to Kagoshima. Daddy never liked to stop the car." v_v Osaka-chan just stands there and feels the warm wetness run down her leg and puddle on the floor. Sakaki-chan looks back at Tomo-chan with a scowl. >_<
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Tomo-chanlooked back at sakaki-chan with a look of terror in her face. Sakaki-chan usually has that affect on people, when she gives them that look they freeze. Tomo-chan then quickly hid behind yomi. Who protested by calling tomo-chan a "baka". Chiyo-chan watched all of these with a confused expression on her face, then ran to the aid of osaka-chan. Sensei just stodd there her eye twitching "why me...?"
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Osaka-chan and Chiyo-chan finally go into the little girl's room together. "Oh, I don't need to go to the bathroom anymore Chiyo-chan ..." Outside in the hallway a few muffled screams and dull thuds are heard.
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Sensei looked in horror at the pile up of students that had sliped on the wet floor. Yomi: "Maybe we should corner this place off...." Tomo-cha nodded in agreement, staring at the students in disgusted.
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Chiyo-chan sighed as she used a whole roll of toilet paper to help Osaka-chan clean herself up. "Thankies Chiyo-chan, after a while it would smell kind of icckiess, but now it won't." she thanked Chiyo-chan and gave her a big hug. Just then the bell rings and everyone starts to leave and go home. "Ooooh, there's the bell Chiyo-chan! Is it okay if you come over to my house and help me with my homewrok? There must be something that I can do for you because you helped me clean up today?"
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Chiyo-chan smiled at Osaka-chan. "okay, I need to go and get my lunch box though." She bowed and ran off to get her lunch box and bag.
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After Chiyo-chan runs off, Yukari-sensei comes up to Osaka-chan and hands her a daiper.
"Oh ... thankies Yukari-sensei."
Osaka responds politely. Yukari just walks away laughing hysterically.
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Chiyo-chan reappeared after giving yukari-sensei a confused look. She then looked at the daiper even more confused.
"Um why have you got a daiper, osaka-cahn?"
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"Oh, I think that Yukari-sensei was just trying to help me out because wet undies don't feel very good, but she laughing at something when she left though." Osaka-chan went back into the little girl's room and changed out of her wet undies and put the diaper on. Then she went back out to Chiyo-chan in the hallway. "Erm, it feels hice and dry Chiyo-chan, but it seems kind of small on me."
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"If we hurry back to your house then you can change into some proper underwear." Chiyo-chan smiled awkwardly.
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"Erm, okies. It's really cool that you want to come over to my house Chiyo-chan!" Osaka-chan answered and they both left the school. The walk wasn't very far, but it wasn't long before Osaka-chan started to really like the feeling of wearing a diaper. It was like wearing a warm fuzzy blanket.
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Chiyo-chan smiled as they walked along. "Your my friend Osaka-chan, so I'll do anything to help." Chiyo-chan beamed up at Osaka-chan.
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They were almost to Osaka-chan's house when she began to feel it again - the familiar urge to go pee. "Ooooh, Chiyo-chan, we need to get there soon, I have to go to the bathroom again." Just before she started running Osaka-chan stops in her tracks. "Silly mee! I don't need to rush, I'm wearing a diaper, remember Chiyo-chan?" Chiyo just looks back at Osaka with a frightened 'deer in the headlights' expression. Osaka just closes her eyes and smiles as she feels the diaper start to swell with warm moistness ... ^_^
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Chiyo-chan smiled akwardly.
"thank god for that diaper..."
heh heh
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The next day Osaka-chan shows up at school still wearing a diaper, although not the same one. She goes up to Yukari-sensei in the hallway. "Yukari-sensei, can I ask you a question?" Osaka asks. Yukari replies "Sure, what is it this time?" "Sensei, what happens to a person when they forget their potty training? Do they go backwards and become babies again? I hope not because I don't think that I could drink formula or eat strained peas again." Yukari-sensei just stares at Osaka-chan.
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Tomo-chan crashes past Osaka-chan in the hallway. She leans on her and talkes to sensei.
"Hey, Yukari-sensei. Are we gonna have that swimming competition again?"
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"Swimming competition? Oooh that could be a problem ..." Osaka-chan says while pushing her index fingers together. She tries to imagine how the diaper would make her look while she was wearing her swimsuit, and then how the diaper would swell up like a balloon when it absorbed the pool water. As she imagined that, Osaka-chan felt that familiar warm moist feeling between her legs again. "Oooh, the pool is already wet, so it won't matter if I have to pee when I'm inb the water" she thought to herself but then realized "I'd better not tell anyone else though, they might get mad at mee." Then she smiled and went back to take her seat in class.
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"Come ooooooooooooooon Yukari-sensei! We can spend time at the poooool!!!"
Tomo-chan grinned at her.
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Osaka-chan just sat in her seat smiling happily without saying a word. Eventually Minamo-sensei is seen going out to the pool with her class and that's all it took. Yukari-sensei grabs her bikini and heads out to the pool with the class. Osaka-chan puts on her swimsuit of course. "Hopefully we won't have wait very long to go into the water." ^_^
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Chiyo-chan smiled nervously.
heh heh.
Tmo-chan raced out of the door and jumped stright inot the pool, splashing evryone around her.
"POOOOOOOOOOL!"
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Osaka watched as Tomo dove into the water.
"Oooh, I guess that it's okay to go in now!" she said and carefully lowered herself into the shallow end. The water was nice and wet.
"Just in time too!" Osaka smiled. ^__^