I'm not quet sure is this right in here, but this some sort of game. So the Title says it all. Something that Magic Knight Rayearth Characters wouldn't say. I got this idea from one LotR forum and there it was named as The things that Lord of the Ring chatacter wouldn't say and its really funny ^_^



So I'll start:



Inouva (to Zagato): I quit! I'll se ya sometimes! Bye!

Mokona: That way, that way!!



(X.x;; Mind block...)

Hikaru: "Wait up guys, I have to go to the bathroom."



Umi: "Clef .. I love you! Let's have sex right now!"



Fuu: "Hikaru-san, can I bum a cigarette off of you?"

(UMI!!! O.O;;; *blinks*)



Alcione: Who ever said I was in love with Zagato?



Clef: Yes, I'm a pervert. (ouch...XO)

Hikaru: Flame arrow!

Umi: Water Dragon!

Fuu: Pikachu! I choose you!

Hikaru and Umi: What the h...?



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Zagato: Princess Emeraude, You are free to go.

Emeraude: I am?

Zagato: Yes.

Emeraude: I though, that youwere doing all this because you loved me.

Zagato: It got too difficult, you know, when those Magic Knights came along. I decided to take Alycione instead. This way it's easier.

Zazu - Hikaru? Alcohol? Who needs it! I've got my cupcakes ^____^



(*coughs* yeah.. mind block too *sweatdrop*)

Clef: "This tiara makes me look like a unicorn doesn't it?"



Umi: "It sure does, can I wear it?"



Fuu: "Master Mage Umi?"



Hikaru: "Don't you have a fencing match to go to Umi-chan?"

Aska: We are...*points at Sangyun*

Sangyun: Useless!

Aska: That's right, we are useless! Ohohohoho...



Tartra: Don't bully your older sister like that!!!

Tarta: ;_; *near to tears*

Quote:

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Zagato: Two.

Inouva: Three.

Zagato: ... Okay fine, three Scooby Snacks to go after the Magic Knights again.

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heh heh heh, that was a cute one ^__^



*coughs* Seriously.. I have no imagination for these things

Edited by: yuzuki chan17 at: 4/14/04 5:02 pm

You could try. =) I'm not the best at it either...XP *mind block* I'm bad at such things...

Lafarga: Pokey!

Caldina: Ah my eye! That's it! No sex for you mister! Not for a month!

Lafarga: But...

Caldina: I said no sex!



Hikaru: I love you, Lantis!

Lantis: Yeah, about that. I have something to tell you. I'm gay.

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Usually mine are really bad. Then again most of the jokes, which me and my friend have, are really bad XD

Quote:

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no one noticed or changed it back

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Erm, I did notice it, but I didn't change it back. Normally I'm not picky about such things. :P



I need to think about these a bit, but I usually come up with something. :P



Umi: "Yeah, right Hikaru. After you've had too much to drink!" >.<



Fuu: "Oh my! Hikaru is a lush?"



Ferio: "Coolies, let's go and tie one on Hikaru!" :P

Edited by: Shiidou Hikaru at: 4/15/04 11:00 am

The creature that looks like a fish before dropping MK to Clef: Dear passengers. On the behaf of the Flying Fish Airline I thank you for the ride. I hope yuo have pleasent time in Cephiro.



Clef: On the behaf of Master Mage's Tuor I welcome you to Cephiro. I am Clef and I'll give you the inside on Cephiro. After that Aycione will give sigthseen tuor in air and you will be accomanded in Presea's Inn. Hopefully You will have fun her at Cephiro.



Umi's Father: Umi, are you all right? You look bit upset.

Umi: *Sighs* I'm fine.

Umi's mother: If there's anything in your heart it would be better if you shared. It will make you feel better.

Umi: Mom, Dad. I have something to tell you. I'm pregnant. And the fater is 745 years old guy who actually looks like a ten-year-old.

Presea: "Due to the arms embargo Cephiro has on Japan, I cannot manufacture or supply you with weapons."



Hikaru: "Oh well. I guess we'll have to turn around and go back home."



Umi: "I'll bet the Chinese will sell us weapons!" :P



*Umi comes back with Chinese nuclear warhead.*



Umi: "There, that was easy. Having rich parents is awesome!"



Fuu: "But I can't read Chinese, what does this big button do?"



*Fuu presses it*

Hikaru: "I don't want to go to the Tokyo Tower today, let's go do karaoke instead!"



Umi: "Mom, Dad .. I don't like being an only child, could you please make me a little sister?"



Fuu: "Erm, teacher, I don't have my homework today because Hikaru-san's dog ate it." ^_^;;

These are not really jokes. I just thought that these line would fit here well. I think you'll notice where they are from



Fuu: O Ferio, Ferio! Wherefore art thou Ferio?



Lantis: My only love sprung from my only hate



"Never was a story of more woe than this of Emeraude and her Zagato"

Caldina: "I'm gonna go donate this here bag o' gold to charity!"



Lafarga: "Look everyone, I just got my tongue pierced!" *sticks tongue out*



Tarta: "That's enough of this sword business Umi dear. Let's settle this with a game of checkers instead."



Lady Aska: "These Djinn plushies are soo cute!" *Hugs Green Djinn plushie.* ^_^

Eagel:*James bond voice* My name is Vision, Eagle Vision

Hikaru's school friends: "Hey Hikaru, why are playing around with those binoculars? You look like such a dweeb!"



Hikaru: "But thoses guys on the roof lying naked in the sun are soo cute!"



Umi: "Hey let me look!!" *Shoves Hikaru out of the way* "WTF? The time ran out! And I don't have any change! Grrr ..."



Fuu: "I've got lots of change, but you'll have to let me look first!" =^_^=

Washu: "Cephiro is crumbling because it has a large anti-graviton source in its core."



Hikaru: *pulls out sword* "I shall defeat the anti-gravimajiggy! Haaaaaaaa!!" *stabs sword into the ground*



Umi: "Ain't you in the wrong anime professor Washu?"



Fuu: "Anti-gravitons? Erm .. are you sure that I should be wearing a skirt?" O.o;;

Edited by: Shiidou Hikaru at: 4/22/04 10:10 pm

Hahahaha! ::falls over laughing:: These were hilarious! Let's see if can think of any...



Ferio: Fuu, you're ugly.



Ferio: My sister was in idiot.



Clef: Emeraude and Zagato deserved to die. Mwahaha!



Umi: I love you Mokona! Lets go have a tea part together! ::skips off::



Primera: Lantis, I hate you.



::laughs:: Well, that was fun!

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Love me.



Is that too much to ask?

Umi: "Smile Hikaru!"



Hikaru: "Huh?"



*Camera flash*



Hikaru: "Eeep! Why did you take a picture of me?"



Umi: "Because the flash always reflects off of Fuu's glasses when I take one of her."



Fuu: "You could ask me to take them off for the picture Umi-san."



Hikaru: "But I always come out awful in pictures Umi-chan. It's best not to hurt your camera with me." v_v



Umi: "Oh, don't be silly Hikaru, you take cute pictures!"



Fuu: "Yes, you do! You're like the little sister that I never had." ^_^



Hikaru: "But I'm the same age as you guys!"



Fuu: "No one ever believes me when I tell them that, so I tell them you're my little sister." ^_^



Umi: "Erm, great idea Fuu! I've always wanted a little sister, but mom and dad keep saying no." >_<



Hikaru: "What are you getting at Umi-chan?"



Umi: "Wanna come and live with me Hikaru-imouto?"



*Umi grabs Hikaru and takes her home with her.*



Fuu: ^_^;;

*Umi shows up at her house holding a chibified Hikaru under her right arm.*



Umi: "Mom! Dad! I've finally got myself an imouto-chan! All we have to do is adopt her!"



*Hikaru un-chibifies and stands up.*



Hikaru: "Umi-chan!! What in the world is the matter with you? I already have a family, so your mom and dad can't adopt me!"



*Fuu finally shows up.*



Fuu: "She's right Umi-san. You can't adopt Hikaru unless her family consents to it."



Umi: "Uggh! Crazy legal system! Mom where's the checkbook anyways??"



*Hikaru and Fuu look at each other all mystified as Umi wanders off. A moment later she returns with what looks like a checkbook.*



Umi: "C'mon Hikaru, let's go and see your brother!"



Hikaru: "Uhh .. why? What are you up to?"



Fuu: "Umi-san is going to buy you Hikaru-san." ^_^;;



Hikaru: O.O;;



*Umi picks up a newly chibified Hikaru and carries her off to the Shiidou Dojo.*



((A side note: Chibified characters weigh much less and are easier to carry than their full sized forms.))

Guru Clef: "I love being short!"

Zagato: "Does this robe make me look big?" "I want a pretty horsie like Lantis!"

Emeraude: "I look like Rapunzel. Who gave me all this hair anyways? Oh yeah... it was CLAMP. And who ever decided that I'm trapped inside a gigantic flower, anyways? I mean, really!"

Lantis: "I feel so cheerful!" "I bet Zagato's plotting to steal my pretty horsie. Silly Onii-chan. Always so jealous."

(can't think of anymore right now, as is very, very late. )

This sounds fun! ♥ Well, I've never done anything like this before, but here goes!

(the "out of character" take)

Lantis: Hikaru, will you marry me?

Hikaru: HELL YA! *starts jumping up and down* Hey Umi! Come over here!

Umi: What is it?

Hikaru: Lantis proposed! You owe me 1000 yen!

Umi: *grumbles and hands Hikaru the money*

Hikaru: Yeah baby! *laughs evilly with money in hand* Come here Lantis, you're coming with me! ♥ *drags Lantis to her room*

Lantis: ... ♥

Eagle *asleep*: ((It's not fair! ;_;))

*Fuu walks into a Tokyo McDonalds*

Having wrecked her Dad's Lexus, Umi has been sentenced to spend her summer vacation working in said McDonald's restaurant. Naturally Fuu goes to Umi's counter to order.

Fuu: "Good afternoon Umi-san!"

Umi: *In a robotic daze* "Would you like fries with that?"

Fuu: "Oh goodness, no I could never eat anything so fattening!"

Umi: "Regular or Super Sized?"

Fuu: "Oh, but I just wanted to come and chat with you today."

Umi: "One cheesburger happy meal. What would you like to drink?"

Fuu: "Oh dear, you don't seem very happy Umi-san."

Umi: "Any dessert to go with that?"

Fuu: "Erm, maybe you should take a break Umi-san?"

Umi: "Total is 950 yen please."

Fuu: ...

*In the castle, with Umi walking down the corridor*

Umi: Where did that Hikaru go to? It's dinner time, and she's usually the first one at the table!

*walks some more, and sees Mokona and Hikaru together*

Hikaru: Puu PUU puu puu.

Mokona: Puu puu puu puu PUU puu.

Hikaru: Puu Puu, Puu puu puu?

Mokona: Puu.

Umi: O_O; "...."