InuYasha Fanfiction, Just a little somethin' I made... Options

[Presea]

Moyo-chan inspired me!! =D I was readin’ some of her InuYasha fanfiction (reeeeally funny by the way), and I thought, Hey, I wanna make one too! So, here it is: Hope y’all like it!

Kagome’s in her world, at her school. Right now, it’s lunch break, and she’s eatin’ with her friends.
Kagome:*sigh* (thinkin’ about feudal Japan and InuYasha) how long am I gonna be able to keep up this double life?
Girl 1: Eh… Kagome? Hello? *waves hand in face*
Kagome: Eh? Oh! Sorry! What did you say?
*the 3 girls glance at each other*
Girl 2: Kagome, you’ve been kinda out of it for a while. What’s up?
Girl 3: Yeah, is it a boy?
Kagome: Haha! Yeah, right! As if I’d have any time whatsoever to get mixed up with a boy!
All 3 girls: Hmmmm….
Kagome: Hey, I’m serious!
All 3 girls: uh-huuuuh.
Kagome: *shakes head* I gotta go to the bathroom. Be right back. *gets up* I just gotta clear my head.
Kagome heads down the empty hallway. As she’s walking past the window, she thinks she sees a flash of red out of the corner of her eye. She stops dead and turns slowly.
Kagome: INUYASHA!
InuYasha’s hangin’ from the window.
InuYasha: *waves*
InuYasha starts sayin’ something, but Kagome can’t hear him.
Kagome: Uh… sorry… I can’t hear you, InuYasha. The glass must be pretty thick.
InuYasha shouts something, but Kagome still cannot hear him.
Kagome: Boy, that must be really thick glass if I can’t even hear the loud-mouth, InuYasha! Heh, this could work to my advantage…
InuYasha: GAH! *breaks through window and lands in front of Kagome, glaring at her*
Kagome: YOU JUST BROKE A SCHOOL WINDOW YA IDGIT!
InuYasha: WHAT’RE YOU SHOUTIN’ FOR?! YA TRYIN’ TO DEAFEN ME OR SOMETHIN’?!
Kagome: HEY! YOU’RE YELLIN’ TOO! AND WHY ARE YOU EVEN OVER HERE, ANYWAYS?!!!
Other voices: Kagome? Is that you?
Kagome: *gasp* Oh, no! They heard us! Quick! Ya gotta hide!
InuYasha: What fer? I don’t gotta hide from no one!
Kagome: Oh, yes you do! *shoves InuYasha back out the window*
InuYasha: HEY!
Kagome: SIT!
InuYasha: Wah!
Kagome’s friends come running down the hallway. They stop short when they see the broken window.
Girl 1: Kagome! I never knew…
Girl 2: How awful!
Girl 3: Kagome, I never thought you would--
Kagome: ARGH! IT WASN’T ME!
Girl 2: *looks at other girls* Denial.
Other girls nod.
Kagome: HEY!
Girl 3: Haha! We’re just kiddin’ ya Kagome.
The girls laugh.
Kagome: *glares*
Girl 1: But seriously, how did that happen?
Kagome: *stares blankly* I… uh… don’t… know.
Girl 2: Oh, well. We’ll tell sensei about it later. C’mon, class is about to start again.
InuYasha: *moans outside*
Girl 1: *gasp* What was that?!
Kagome: Ah! Nothing! Nothin’ ta see here! Move along, move along!
*Girls stare strangely at Kagome*
Kagome: Hurry! I think I hear the class bell ringin’!
Girl 2: Aren’t you coming, Kagome?
Kagome: Yeah, I’ll be right there.
*Girls nod uncertainly, then leave*
Kagome: *sigh* That was close.
InuYasha: *pops up* what the heck didja do that fer?
Kagome: Duh! Those girls were about to see us!
InuYasha: O.o… see us doin’… what?
Kagome: Oh, shut up you stupid dog.
InuYasha: Stupid… what?!
Kagome: Gotta go to class! Bye!
InuYasha: *grabs Kagome* Oh, no you don’t! We’re going back through the well!
Kagome: Why?! I’m in the middle of school, baka! Lemme go!
InuYasha: Nuh-uh! You said you’d be back in two days. s'been two days. We’re goin’ back!
Kagome: *breaks free of InuYasha’s grip* I’m at least finishing this school day first! I’ve been going back and forth too much!
InuYasha: Nuh-uh!
Kagome: Pleeeeeeeease? *makes best pleading face*
InuYasha: …. I’m comin’ back at sunset. You BETTER be ready by then!
*leaves through window*
Kagome: Whew! *leans against wall* Ah! I gotta get to class! *gets up and runs back to class*
It’s been five minutes since class started again. Kagome opened the door slowly.
Sensei: You’re late, Higurashi.
Kagome: Uh… sorry. I hadda--
Sensei: Just sit down, please.
Kagome: *sits down at desk*
Sensei: Now, class, we are discussing….

* * *

The class bell is ringing, and everyone is getting ready to leave. Kagome’s friends say goodbye and start heading home.
Girl 1: See ya later, Kagome!
Girl 2: Stay healthy, ‘kay?
Girl 3: Later!
Kagome: Bye, you guys! See ya later! Although it’ll probably be a week… or more… before I actually do see them again. You never know with InuYasha…
Kagome gathers her stuff and starts heading home. She soon reaches her house. InuYasha drops down in front of her from the roof.
Kagome: Speak of the devil…
InuYasha: It’s sunset.
Kagome: *glances up at sky* Nope, not yet. The sky’s just barely turning orange. I still have time to eat! *starts rushing inside*
InuYasha: *grabs Kagome* Oh, no you don’t! We’re leaving!
InuYasha drags Kagome to the well-house.
Kagome: But I haven’t eaten anything since lunch!
InuYasha: Who cares?!
Kagome: I care!!!
InuYasha: Yeah, well ya never know! Old Kaede might be cookin’ something as we speak. Ya best not keep her waitin’!
Kagome: But, we don’t even kno-aaaaahh!
Kagome is cut off as InuYasha grabs her and drags her down the well with him.

At Kaede’s hut:

Kaede: As a matter of fact, child, InuYasha seems to have been correct… for once.
InuYasha: Whaddaya mean, ‘for once’?! Hey! Don’t ignore me!
Kaede: *ignoring InuYasha* As I was saying, I did happen to be cooking some stew before ye came. Would ye like some, Kagome?
Kagome: Yes! Yes, pleeeease!
Kaede gives Kagome a bowl of stew.
Kaede: And would ye like some also, InuYasha?
InuYasha. Feh. I dun’ need it.
Kaede: *sigh* Truly, Kagome, I cannot see how ye dost put up with InuYasha.
Kagome: Me neither.
InuYasha: Hmph. Well, I dost be leaving. *points at Kagome* ye better meet me outside when ye dost be finished!
Kaede: Do not mock me!
InuYasha: *sticks out tongue*
Kaede: Do your stuff, Kagome.
Kagome: Sit.
InuYasha: Why you--!

* * *

Later, InuYasha and Kagome meet up with Miroku, Sango and Shippo.
Shippo, Miroku and Sango: KAGOME!!!
Kagome: Hey, you guys!
InuYasha: Yeah, I’m doin’ great, too! But, thanks soooo much for asking!
Shippo: But… we didn’t…
Miroku: *whispers to Shippo* I don’t think that’s what he means, Shippo.
Shippo: Ohhhh.
InuYasha: Feh! Whatever. Like I need sympathy from a bunch of humans, anyways.
Sango: So, don’t you think we should be going?
Kagome: Yeah, let’s go.

Everyone has been walking for a while, and now they’re deep inside a vast wood, searching for Shikon Shards.

InuYasha: *twitch* Uh-oh.
Kagome: What is it, InuYasha?
InuYasha: It’s Ses-
Sesshomaru appears: Well, well, well, what have we here?
Jaken: *grins evily* Looks like a sorry band of nothings, m’lord.
Kagome, Sango, Miroku and Shippo: Sesshomaru!
InuYasha: Hey! You didn’t greet me that way!
Sesshomaru: That’s because everyone knows I’m so much better than you.
InuYasha: Is that so?
Sesshomaru and Jaken: *nods*
Kagome, Sango, Miroku and Shippo: *nods*
InuYasha: Hey! You guys are supposed to be on MY side!
Miroku: Oh… oh yeah!
InuYasha: GAH! THAT’S IT, BRO! YOU’RE GOIN’ DOWN!!! TESUSAIGA!!!
*draws Tetsusaiga*
Sesshomaru: ….
I have no time for this. *turns*
InuYasha: HEY! DON’T YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME!!!
Sesshomaru stops, then turns, and in the next instant, is grabbing hold of InuYasha’s throat, heaving him off the ground!
Sesshomaru: Oh, no, brother. It is you who will be running from me!
Kagome: INUYASHA!! *turns to Sesshomaru* Let him go, you creep!
Sesshomaru: *glances at Kagome*
InuYasha: Kagome! *struggles to break free* Don’t get mixed up in this!
Sesshomaru: Jaken, I trust you know what to do.
Jaken: Yes, yes, m’lord. *brings out staff of two heads*
Sango: Oh, no you don’t! HIRAI KOTSU!
Jaken: AH! M’LORD! HELP!
Sesshomaru blocks boomerang bone with magic from free hand, sending it flying back towards Sango and the others. Sango barely catches it in time before it hits everyone else.
Jaken: M-m’lord! Y-you saved me!
Sesshomaru: *ignoring Jaken* Now, InuYasha, I want you to tell me where Naraku is.
InuYasha. AS IF! Even if I did know, like heck I’d tell you!!!
Sesshomaru: So, you do not know. I may believe that… for now. *releases InuYasha, letting him drop to the ground*
Kagome: InuYasha! *runs over*
InuYasha: I’m fine! Like that jerk could kill me so easily!
Miroku: I would not be so sure…
InuYasha: what?!
Miroku: Nothing! *grins*
Sesshomaru: Jaken, we’re leaving.
Jaken: Y-yes m’lord!
InuYasha: So… you’re looking for Naraku, too. Why is that, I wonder?
Sesshomaru: It is none of your concern, half-breed. I will come back for you later. *disappears into the mist*
InuYasha: What a jerk.
Kagome, Sango, Miroku and Shippo: *nods*
InuYasha: Oh, so now you’re on my side?
Kagome: Don’t be silly, InuYasha! We were always on your side!
InuYasha: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Kagome: *gasp* InuYasha!
InuYasha: Now what?
Kagome: I sense a Shikon Shard!
InuYahsa: Arlight! Now we’re talkin’! Where’s it comin’ from?
Kagome: …it’s… coming from… below… ?
Everyone looks down uneasily.
Miroku: …It comes…
Suddenly, a huge, snake-like demon emerged from underground.
Everyone instantly drew their weapons.
Demon: *turns to Kagome* You… you possesssssss some Shikon Shardsssss.
Kagome: *gasp*
Demon: I musssst have them! Give them to me!
InuYasha: *steps in front of Kagome*
Kagome: InuYasha…
InuYasha: You’ll have to go through ME first! WIND SCAR!!!
Quick as lightning, the snake whipped to the side, barely avoiding the attack.
Sango: It… dodged… the Scar of the Wind!
Demon: A quick blade you have there. But I am fasssster!
The snake demon lunged forward, heading towards Kagome and the shards she held.
InuYasha: Kagome! Quick! Where is the snake’s shard?!
Kagome: … It’s forehead! There are two in it’s forehead! Between the eyes!!
InuYasha: Got it!
Sango: HIRAI KOTSU! [Boomerang Bone]
InuYasha: WOAH! THAT ALMOST HIT ME, STUPID WOMAN!!!
Sango: *shrugs* Oops.
Unfortunately, the boomerang bone did little more than scratch the demon.
Miroku: I’ll settle this! *starts to reveal hellhole*
Shippo: Stop! Miroku, don’t! Look! *points up*
Sango: Poison Wasps...
Miroku: Grrrr! *covers up wind tunnel*
InuYasha: That means Naraku is nearby!!! *turns to demon* Which means you must DIE!!! WIND SCAR!!!
The snake demon dodged the attack once more.
Demon: Fool! I have already seen through that attack!
And with that, the demon lunged forward with inhuman speed and pierced InuYasha with it’s venomous fangs.
InuYasha: You really think that will effect me, snake?! You-
Suddenly, InuYasha was overcome by a wave of weakness.
InuYasha: What…? I shouldn’t be effected…
And then, he collapsed.
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!
Demon: And now, human girl, you are MINE!!!
Kagome drew her bow, and aimed an arrow as the demon dove for her.
Kagome: DIE, YOU BEAST!!! *releases arrow*
The arrow flew through the air, meeting it’s mark as it pierced the demon between the eyes!
Kagome: DIRECT HIT!!!
Demon: AAARRRGH!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, HUMAN?!
And then, in a final shriek of agony, the demon simply dissolved into thin air.
Two Shikon Shards dropped to the ground.
Kagome: InuYasha! *runs over to where InuYasha lay*
InuYasha: *groan* What… happened?
Kagome: InuYasha? You’re okay!?
InuYahsha: ‘Course I am! You didn’t really think that snake-that snake! Where is it?! *looks around*
Miroku: Kagome killed it.
InuYasha: *shocked*
A sudden, buzzing sound fills the air. They turn to see Naraku’s wasps scooping up the shards and flying off with them!
Sango: The Samiyosho! They’ll lead us to Naraku! Kirara!
Kirara appears at Sango’s side. Sango jumps on with Miroku and Shippo.
Kagome: C’mon, InuYasha! Let’s go!
InuYasha: *still shocked*
Kagome: InuYasha! Snap out of it!
InuYasha: *still shocked*
Kagome: LOOK! NARAKU!!
InuYasha: What? Where?!
Kagome: *glares*
InuYasha: Ohhhhh….
Kagome: Well?! Hurry up! We’ll lose the Samiyosho!
InuYasha: Right! Get on!
Kagome gets on InuYasha and they follow Sango and the others.

* * *

InuYasha: Those stupid wasps sure can fly!
Kagome: InuYasha, you’re not getting tired are you?
InuYasha: ‘COURSE NOT!
Sango: InuYasha! The wasps have flown into a clearing down there!
InuYasha: Then why have we stopped?!
Miroku: We believe Naraku is down there. We must not rush in. We must have a strategy.
InuYasha: We don’t have time for a strategy!
InuYasha flies down to the clearing without giving anyone else a chance to speak.
Sango: We’d best follow him. Kagome’s with him.
Miroku: Right.
Shippo: Let’s go, Kirara!

As InuYasha is heading towards the clearing, he suddenly picks up a new scent.
InuYasha: Darn it! That dumb wolf has followed us!
Kagome: *gasp* You’re right! I sense Koga's shards approaching!
InuYasha: Well then, we’re going to have to beat him to Naraku, won’t we? Hang on, Kagome!
With Koga close on their heels, InuYasha picked up speed, and had now nearly reached the clearing. He slowed down, and landed quietly on the ground. Sango, Miroku and Shippo soon arrive on Kirara. And then, through a ferocious whirlwind, Koga appears.
Koga: Insolent puppy! What’re you doing here? And dragging Kagome into danger with you, no less!
InuYasha: Shut up, you dumb wolf! I can do whatever I want!
Koga: Not if it involves my woman!
InuYasha: Your wo--alright, that’s it! *draws Tetsusaiga* YOUR GOIN’ DOWN!!
Kagome: InuYasha! Sit!
InuYasha: Ack! You idgit!
Kagome: No, you’re the idgit! Have you forgotten why we’re here?!
Naraku: Let me guess, you’re here to kill me?
Everyone turns: NARAKU!!!
Naraku: Heh. Heh. Heh. You have all fallen perfectly into my trap.
Koga: ‘Trap’?
Kagura and Kanna appeared by Naraku’s side.
Kagura: Trap.
Naraku: Kana…
Kanna: *nods*
InuYasha: And just what d’ya think yer goin’ to do?
Naraku. *smiles* I am already doing it.
Kanna lifted her mirror, pointing it at InuYasha.
Kagome: NO!
But it was too late. InuYasha’s soul had been captured inside Kanna’s mirror. His eyes became blank.
Naraku: Kanna, tell him to kill his companions… with his newly found ‘Wind Scar’.
Kanna: *nods*
Miroku: EVERYONE! QUICK! GET BEHIND ME!!! KOGA, YOU TOO!
Shippo: Miroku! Not the wind tunnel! The wasps…
Mirouku: Not that, I know! I must create a shield! Hurry!!
InuYasha straightened as his head was filled with orders from Kana
Kanna *to InuYasha* kill them… kill them!
Kagome: InuYasha!!
InuYasha: I… can’t…
Kanna: Do it!
InuYasha: Ugh! S-stop!
Kanna: Destroy them! Destroy the enemy!
InuYasha: Cant… resist…
Kanna: Kill them! Do it now!
InuYasha: *raises sword*
Kagome: InuYasha! No! Wake up!!
InuYasha: K-Kagome?
Kanna: Pay her no heed! She is the enemy! The enemy!
Naraku: Kanna…
Kanna: His mind is strong.
Naraku: Try harder.
Kanna: *to InuYasha* Kill them! They stand in your way! Cut them down! Do it!
Frantically, Kagome drew her bow and fitted an arrow to the bowstring.
Kagome: If I can hit that mirror… maybe InuYasha will be freed… please…
She took careful aim.
Naraku: *sees Kagome* Kanna!
Kanna: Slaughter them! They are the enemy! They deserve death!
InuYasha: Stop…
Kanna: KILL THEM! KILL THEM WITH THE WIND SCAR!
InuYasha: *steps forward and raises sword* Wind…
Kagome released the arrow! Her aim was true! It would hit! But… would it be in time?
InuYasha: Wind Scar!
He released the attack! And, at that same moment, Kagome’s arrow struck the mirror! It started to crack!! And then, Kagome saw InuYasha’s eyes return to normal! He staggered. His soul had been returned! But… it was too late. The Wind Scar had been released…
InuYasha: NO! KAGOME!!!!
There was a blinding flash, sending everyone flying backwards.
Naraku: Yes…
But what Naraku saw after everything had cleared, was not at all what he had expected.
For in the midst of all the wreckage of the Wind Scar… The others knelt, crouched around Miroku… who had created a shield about them.
Naraku: It cannot be--!
But then, Miroku suddenly collapsed, and the shield along with him.
Kagome: Miroku!
Shippo: Holding the shield must’ve taken a lot of energy…
Sango: lord monk!
Naraku: Kagura! Kanna!
They were escaping!
InuYasha: Oh, no you don’t!!
InuYasha rushed forward, but Naraku released his poison vapors, preventing them him pursuing them.
InuYasha: I will kill you, Naraku! I swear it! I will hunt you down and KILL YOU!!!
Naraku: Heh, heh, heh…
And with that, they faded into the distance, and were gone.
Sango: Quickly! We must get everyone away from the poison vapors!
Kagome: InuYasha! Help Miroku!
InuYasha grabbed Miroku and followed everyone out of the clearing. They soon came to a small lake, where they rested. InuYasha sat apart from everyone else.
InuYasha: How? How could I have given in to that Kana? I nearly killed everyone!
Kagome: InuYasha?
She had come up beside him.
InuYasha: Kagome… I’m… so sorry…
Kagome: It wasn’t your fault.
InuYasha: But I could’ve killed you all! Killed you!
Kagome: …But you didn’t.
InuYasha: If it weren’t for Miroku I would have!
He turned to Kagome and grabbed her, pulling her close.
InuYasha: I couldn’t bear losing you!
Kagome: InuYasha…
Sango, Shippo, Koga and Miroku: *staaaaaare*
Sango: Miroku! You’re supposed to be unconscious!
Miroku: Woops, sorry! *flops back down*
Koga, Sango and Shippo: *staaaaaare*
Kagome: Uh… InuYasha…?
InuYasha: What?
Kagome: You can let go of me now.
InuYasha: *shoves Kagome away* I wasn’t doin’ anything in the first place!
Sango, Koga and Shippo: Inu and Kagome sittin’ in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G-
InuYasha and Kagome: SHUT UP!!!
Miroku: *groan*
Sango: *gasp* lord monk!
Miroku: Please… bear my child…
Shippo, Sango and InuYasha: O.o
Koga: Does he… always do that?
Kagome: He’s still in dream world.
Miroku: *wakes up* Eh? Where am I?
Sango: lord monk? Are you alright?
Miroku: *stares blankly at Sango* Who are you?
Sango: *gasp*
Miroku: Gah! I can’t take it anymore! Ahahahahahaha!
Sango: Why you--!
Shippo: Yup, he’s okay.
Sango: *hits Miroku on the head*
Miroku: Ouch! Now is that any way to treat an injured patient?
Sango: Oh, your injured alright! Injured in the brain! *gets up and stalks off*
Miroku: What’d I do?
InuYasha: Beats me.
Koga: I’m hungry.
Kagome: *shakes head* Men.

The end.

Well, there it is! Hope ya liked it!

[Presea]

Yeah, I like that part, too. 'specially this part:

InuYasha: But I could’ve killed you all! Killed you!
Kagome: …But you didn’t.
InuYasha: If it weren’t for Miroku I would have!
He turned to Kagome and grabbed her, pulling her close.
InuYasha: I couldn’t bear losing you!
Kagome: InuYasha…
Sango, Shippo, Koga and Miroku: *staaaaaare*
Sango: Miroku! You’re supposed to be unconscious!
Miroku: Woops, sorry! *flops back down*
Koga, Sango and Shippo: *staaaaaare*

And then from there to the end ('specially when Miroku's like, "Please... bear my child..." and pretends to have amnesia. ) I was thinkin' about making the story go on longer, but I couldn't think of anything else to write!